Wouldn't it be nice to know?

My wife and I were talking about the Homeland Security Advisory System with some friends.

Wouldn't it be nice to have a version for you home so you knew what you were about to walk into after work? If you saw orange, you knew you'd need to be a stronger support for your spouse. Red would mean drive around the block one more time to mentally prepare for coming in.

This in no way is meant to mock the real threats that this system is designed to alert us to.

But it would be nice, wouldn't it?